im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
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when you’re trying to end the fight and they make a stupid comment
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id like everyone to take a moment to realize that lucius malfoy was literally the harry potter equivalent of a school board mom
PTA dad Lucius Malfoy.
Lucius Malfoy flipping tables at the Hogwarts bake sale because everyone liked Mrs. Weasley’s brownies better
‘FIGHT ME MOLLY’
Lucius “I’m not like a regular dad, I’m a cool dad” Malfoy. “Do you guys need anything? Undetectable poisons? A contraception spell? God, I love you.”
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